If you're like most guys, at one time or another you dreamed of sporting a nice long, thick cock, instead of the average, trusty cocktail weiner you now have.
Phallus Facts
average length of a flaccid penis is 3.7 inches, with a diameter of 1.2 inches
average length of an erect penis is 5.1 inches, with a diameter of 1.6 inches
More Phallus Facts
There are no bones in the proverbial boner
Penises normally reach their manly max by the time a male turns 17 years old
The shorter a guy's penis is, the bigger it will blossom when fully erect
Fear, stress, and cold water will all shrink a penis down to grade-school dimensions
Erections fill your penis with oxygen-rich blood, which is essential for the survival of the smooth muscle tissue within the arteries of the penis
Males usually experience hard-ons every 70 to 100 minutes - during sleep
Latin
Fellatio - from latin verb fellare, to suck
Glans - head of the penis- latin for acorn